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You teeny weenie cock all hard is it?

Ha! I'm asking because I can't see it! Sheesh, how the hell do you pleasure a woman with that little maggot?

I bet you're good with your tongue, you would need to be *snigger*.

Stand in front of me limp dick. Take all your clothes off and show me that extra little finger between your legs.

Ha ha ha ha, that really is pathetic!

Wait … let me grab my camera.

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Why don't you come to one of my adult sex toy parties?

You could be my naked servant, bring us drinks and nibbles all night.

But you will have to be careful. Once the ladies get drunk they might mistake your cock for a cocktail sausage!